Saturday, December 12, 2015

Forbidden Basement

(Forbidden Basement – You are renting a room in someone’s house as you transition to living in a new city. The owner tells you that basement is absolutely, 100% off limits. You don’t bat an eye at this request, until you start hearing noises from the basement at night. After several weeks of this, you sneak downstairs to see what’s going on. Finish the scene.)

My boss had asked my if I was interested in taking a temporary assignment out of town to bring some new staff up to speed. It would be in Richmond, Virginia, probably lasting six months or so. With the project's per diem and having nothing better to do, I said OK. My girlfriend hooked me up with AirBnB and she found me an attractive house in Richmond, not too far away from the university and the job site.

I flew down to Richmond and Uber-ed my way to the house. I met up with Edgar, apparently the owner, and we went over the ground rules. He had to be away for a while but I would have the run of the house, except for the basement. Given the cost of the place and my per diem, I said that would be fine. I might even make some money.

The work was pretty straight-forward. The company had done pretty well recently and hired a bunch of new staff in the shipping group. I was training them. I've done it tons of times, but it takes a while. After a few months or so, however, I realized that my classes weren't running as smoothly as they had. I was distracted; I was tired. I was sleeping poorly. I was waking up in the middle of the night to some sort of weird rhythm. Everyone was learning what they needed, but as the training progressed, I didn't have that pep to present the way I used to have.

One night, right before a double espresso and right after bedtime, I was wide awake. I heard a sound. And it clicked. The sound didn't “click” but it made sense now. When I was trying to go to sleep each night, there was this Thub! Thub!! Thub!!! distracting me, coming from the basement. That was messing up my sleep.

Ping! Now that I knew, I had to explore. Edgar was an excellent host, but still I needed to get into the basement... I heard the sound again.

It was coming from in the basement. This Thub! Thub!! Thub!!! was coming from behind the basement door. And now it was getting Louder! Louder! Louder! I knew this was the distraction. I knew I had to find the source of the thub. I knew, also, I wasn't allowed down in the basement. I knew also, also, that Edgar wasn't home. I turned the knob.

I got to the bottom of the stairs. Now, the noise was deafening. It seemed like it knew I was looking.

Thub! Thub!! Thub!!! It was coming from the main part of the cellar - not in the corner workshop or over by the coal bin. But it was loud. I couldn't quite place it.

Thub! Thub!! Thub!!! I looked around. Under the snow tires. Behind the beer fridge. Near the washer and drier. Nothing. As I looked around, I saw a spot on the ceiling where the sound seemed to be coming from.

Curious, I found a chair in the corner of the basement and dragged in under the thumping under the ceiling. It was getting louder. I got off the chair and went back to the shop area and found a screwdriver.

Louder! Louder! Louder! I went back to the chair and climbed on.

Louder! Louder! Louder! Locating the source of the deafening sound, I pried the ceiling planks down. Years of dust coated my face.

And plop into my hands. There, there, still beating, was the hideous heart.