Just. Can't. Find. The. Words...

Just. Can't. Find. The. Words...

Wow!

So I downloaded the song from somewhere. And I start listening to it. About a third of the way in, I said "This can't be right. J must be talking about another song." So I went to Youtube. I figured there would be a video I could watch to make sure I'm listening to the right song.

I went through three videos before I convinced myself that "Yup, that's the song."

Yikes!

I don't know where to start:

- It seems like two completely different songs - equally bad - mashed together. What genius said "I know! Aren't JZ and JT working on new tracks? In separate studios? On separate sides of the country? Let's splice them together."

- The non-rap part sound like "Joe Lies" from Say Anything. Stuff I'd sing in the shower:

    And Baby, I'm a-rub the soap on arm.
    You're the one to keep me from harm.
    And Baby, as I rub in the shampoo,
    I wonder what I'm gonna do -
    I plugged the drain so the tub overflows,
    Where's my towel, and where are my clothes?
    And Baby, now I'm done, what I gonna wear?
    And I gotta put that goop in my hair.

- JZ? This is why I can't stand hip hop. Uh. Uh. Uh. (A Kurt Cobain reference? Rilly Dood? You listen to a lot of Seattle grunge?) Uh. Uh. Uh.

- JT? And Baby, a little bit of falsetto goes a long way. And Baby, do your own damn laundry. And Baby, if chew with your mouth closed, she won't steal your food.

So, I leave you with this clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYZPm-NKCk4

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